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Road Rover Song Lyrics

Road Rovers opening theme:

Chorus: Barkin', scratchin', frisbee-catchin'
Presidential pets.
Hunter: That's us!
Chorus: Change into the canines who
Drive souped-up cars and jets.
Colleen: Comin' through!
Chorus: Tookus-snippin', toilet-sippin'
Soaring through the sky.
Exile: I like it!
Chorus: Lickin', droolin', quick refuelin'
Who says dogs can't fly?
Blitz: Not me!
Chorus: Speeding, crashing, villain-smashing
Vehicles explode.
Rovers: Ooh...
Chorus: Chasin', racin' down the road.
Rovers: Roooad Rovers!
Chorus: Hunter is a hero hound
Leader of the pack.
Hunter: Huh, cool!
Chorus: Colleen comes from London town
Watch her feet attack.
Colleen: Hi-ya!
Chorus: Exile's from Siberia
With super frozen sight.
Exile: That's me!
Chorus: Blitz chews on posteriors
His bark's worse than his bite.
Blitz: I'm perfect.
Chorus: Shag is strong from head to toe
A coward through and through.
Shag: Ruh, ruh, ruh!
Chorus: Muzzle's stack is gonna blow
He's short a screw or two.
Muzzle: Ugh, ugh!
Chorus: They fight for right both day and night
In every episode.
Hunter: Let's roll!
Chorus: Now it's time to hit the road.
Rovers: Roooad Rovers!


Road Rovers alternative opening theme:

Chorus: Barkin', scratchin', frisbee-catchin'
Presidential pets.
Hunter: Gather 'round!
Chorus: Change into the canines who
Drive souped-up cars and jets.
Colleen: We all 'ere?
Chorus: Tookus-snippin', toilet-sippin'
Soaring through the sky.
Exile: I'm all set.
Chorus: Lickin', droolin', quick refuelin'
Who says dogs can't fly?
Blitz: Let's do it!
Chorus: Speeding, crashing, villain-smashing
Vehicles explode.
Hunter: All right, here we go!
Chorus: Chasin', racin' down the road.
Rovers: Roooad Rovers!
Chorus: Hunter is a hero hound
Leader of the pack.
Hunter: That was off!
Chorus: Colleen comes from London town
Watch her feet attack.
Colleen: Way off!
Chorus: Exile's from Siberia
With super frozen sight.
Exile: You were flat!
Chorus: Blitz chews on posteriors
His bark's worse than his bite.
Blitz: I was perfect!
Chorus: Shag is strong from head to toe
A coward through and through.
Shag: Ruh, ruh, ruh!
Chorus: Muzzle's stack is gonna blow
He's short a screw or two.
Muzzle: Ugh, ugh!
Chorus: They fight for right both day and night
In every episode.
Hunter: All together now!
Chorus: Now it's time to hit the road.
Rovers: Roooad Rovers!


The Russian Name Song:

Exile: Exilo Michailovich Sandhusky.
Voice: What kind of name is that?
Exile: It is Russian.  All Russian names are like this.
Colleen: That's right.  Ya' see...
*Music starts*
Colleen: Russian names are a kind of a game.
Exile: There's a first and a last and a middle name.
Colleen: Giving the first name is the mama's chore.
Exile: Like Boris, Alexander, or Theodore.
Blitz: Last name comes from the family.
Exile: Like Pushkin, Basildroff, or Porfari.
Colleen: With the middle name, now here comes the fun.
The papa gives his first name to the son.
Exile: Then adds an '-ovich' or a '-yevich' to the end.
Blitz: Here's an example so you'll comprehend.
Colleen: The papa's name is Sonov, now here's the switch.
Exile: The kid's middle name is Sonovovich.
All three: Yes, the kid's middle name is Sonovovich, ja!
*Lights go out*
All three: Oops!