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Talk about your double-parking.
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Proof that Windows 2000 was, by far, Microsoft's worst product ever.
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Uh...  isn't that a bit extreme?
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You see?  This is exactly what happens when cops get too nosy.
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PC or Mac?  You decide.
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This is how someone viewed our former president.  Hehe.
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Say what?  This roadsign was found on a rural Montana backroad.
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A different kind of restrictor-plate racing.
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"It's gotta be the Dog Chow..."
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"Uh, guys?  Maybe next time we should take a bus."
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*As an old man* "Ah, this must be one of those new-fangled boat-planes.  Back in my day a boat was a boat and a plane was a plane."
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Uh, fill 'er up?
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What the f-ck?!  And you thought Manhatten was bad...
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"This is your captain speaking.  We hope you enjoyed your flight.  We also hope you'll appreciate our new service where you can go from you seat directly to the baggage claim.  Have a nice day."
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"Hell, I'll be ahead of you!  You try to keep up with me!!"
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Now before you get offended, that is referring to the "passenger seat" of a motorcycle, which is loosely referred to as the "bitch seat".  Only in America, right?
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I would never fly on that airline again.  Actually, I'm scared of heights, so I'd never get in a plane to begin with.
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Really?  I would've never guessed! *Rolls eyes* What we come up with in the states is unbelievable.
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Now that is not funny.  This is only being posted because some of you people might actually laugh at this.  If you do, you're either a woman or a guy who likes to put himself down.  Shame on you!  Psych, I'm just kidding.  You can laugh at it if you want.  Hmm...  maybe I can find something on women drivers...
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Ooh!  Found something!  This female driver gives new meaing to the term "subway car", doesn't she?
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Wow.  A city that's after the end of the Earth.  Interesting.
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Heads up, everybody!
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Okay, what "genius" came up with this idea?
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I'll bet everyone wishes they could say that.
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Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?
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Before you say anything, take a minute to look the picture over.  The "I" fell over the "F".  It's supposed to read "Final Exams".
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Don't get too excited.  This is referring to a car wash & wax, guys.

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