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Just good ol' boys makin' noise.  And a girl makin' noise, too.  This site contains sound files from the "Road Rovers" series. (You can E-mail me if you can't get some of the files.)


Actually.wav

Colleen: "Actually, 'Unta', that was one of your betta' landings."
Hunter: "Hey, thanks.  That's sweet."



Ahiamdis.wav

Blitz: "Ah, I am disappointed.  No ninja tooshies to bite."
Exile: "You are one strange, funky dog-man."



Anewbran.wav

Master: "Road Rovers, a new brand of evil has reared its ugly head."
Hunter: "Ah, man.  I liked the old brand."
Colleen: "Actually, the new brand of evil has more nuts."
Hunter: "Mmm..  Nummy."



Aprilday.wav

Exile: "April day, April day!  We're going down!"
Blitz: "Don't you mean 'Mayday'?"
Exile: "May, June, July, who cares?!  We're in deep doggy doughnuts!"



Asyousay.wav

Exile: "As you say in America, this is stinky!"



Bandicoot.wav

Hunter: "Bandicoot, cool."



Bigmamat.wav

Blitz: "Big Mama, this is King of Jungle.  I'll be there soon to rescue your beautiful cano-tush, ja."
Colleen: "Do I know you?"
Blitz: "Oh, not this again!"



Blimeych.wav

Colleen: "Blimey, chasing cats.  That is SO immature."
Exile: "But we are dogs."
Hunter: "Yeah, some habits die hard."



Blimmyiv.wav

Colleen: "Blimey!  I've seen some rude driva's in my time, but this one takes the cake!"
Blitz: "He is also licking our frosting!"
Exile: "You are disgusting!"



Blinkyno.wav

Colleen: "Blinky?  No, that's not it.  Don't tell me, I'll get it."
Blitz: "I'm starting to hate this bit."



Blitz.wav

Blitz: "Ho-ho-ho-ho!  Ach tun!  Who's the babe?"



Blitzism.wav

Exile: "Blitz is missing!"
Colleen: "Ooh, Exile.  That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
Exile: "Ah-ha-ha.  I'd say it again if you like."



Blitzthe.wav

Hunter: "Blitz, there are at least fifty of them, and only three of us."
Blitz: "Ja, one of us should stay behind to make it a fair fight.  I could be that one."
Exile: "You ARE that one."



Boyitsbe.wav

Exile: "Boy, is beautiful."
Shag: *Whistles*
Exile: "Ooh-hoo-hoo.  Babushka!  Get load of those two!"
Hunter: "What are you guys lookin' at?"
Exile: "Forestry Illustrated, the Giant Redwood Issue.  He-he."
Exile and Shag: *Sigh*



Youtwode.wav

Hunter: "You two DEFINITELY need a hobby."  (Continuation of boyitsbe.wav)



Bullseye.wav

Exile: "Bull's-eye balls!  Piece of cupcake.  Easy as bean."



Bullshoi.wav

Exile: "Bolshoi!  My ice-maker's on the fritz!"



Butimnot.wav

Blitz: "But I'm not a monsta'."
Man: "Are you a 6-foot-tall dog-man who talks?"
Blitz: "Yes."
Man: "Close enough."



Butofcou.wav

Blitz: "But of course!  We are professionals, especially me.  I'm #1 in shoe-chewing, #1 in garbage sniffing, and of course, NO ONE can touch my tooshie-biting."
Exile: "Please, I have weak stomach."



Coldwarw.wav

Exile: "Cold War was never like this."
Blitz: "Ooh..  I'm feeling a little (???)."  (If you know what Blitz is saying here, tell me.)



ColleenIntro.wav

Colleen: "Well there's not much to tell, really.  I'm Colleen.  Hello!  I was born in an early age, went to obedience school, and flunked papa' training, so watch your step.  My passions include chasing the mailman, squeaky toys shaped like bananas, and nice sizzling shanks of fatty pork.  Nummy!  Would ya' like to know more?"



Colleenw.wav

Hunter: "Colleen, what are the odds of getting through the fence?"
Colleen: "According to my calcs, 1 in 17,002."
Hunter: "Oh, that bad!  We're dead!"



Comradea.wav (Movie file is in the "Videos" section.)

Exile: "Comrade, are you dokie-okie?  I was trying to stop mutant doggie men."
Blitz: *Snap*
Exile: "Ow!  Blitz bit me!"
Hunter: "OK, that's it.  You, mister, need a time-out.  As soon as we get back to headquarters, you're going straight to your room, young man!"
Blitz: "But he started it with his icy-eyeball thingy."
Hunter: "Well next time I want you to use your words!  We'll have no more fighting around here!"
Blitz: "You're singling me out."



Dontyouk.wav

Hunter: "Don't you kiss me."
Soldier: "I will not!  I will KILL you!"
Hunter: "Eh.. don't do that, either."



Doomed.wav

Colleen: "Let's see...  The odds of us gettin' away from these blokes scot-free...  Calculatin' all factors..  Are 1 in 3,007."
Hunter: "That bad, huh?  Doomed."



Eww.wav

Colleen: "Eww, gross.  Blimey!  Do you know 'ow much trouble I go through every day to look this way?!"



Excuseme.wav

Colleen: "Excuse me, fella'.  Care to dance?  Macarena!  Watusi!  Boogaloo!  The (???)!  The (???)!  The (???)!  The Mashed Potato!  Funky Chicken!"  (If you understand those 3 names in the middle, tell me what they are.)



Idonotun.wav

Exile: "I do not understand this book called 'Go, Dog, Go'.  Why does the boy dog not like the hat of the girl dog?  Seems like perfectly fine hat."
Hunter: "Well you've gotta read the whole thing, Exile."
Exile: "Oh, there is payoff.  Ah!  I will read on."



Exilewhy.wav  (Continuation of "idonotun.wav")

Exile: *Bawling*
Hunter: "Exile, why are you cryin'?"
Exile: "I have finished my book and I am deeply moved by the joyous conclusion.  It turns out, the boy dog LIKED the hat of the girl dog very, very much."



Exilomic.wav  (The uncensored Russian Name Song.  The movie file is in the "Videos" section.)

Exile: "Exilo Michailovich Sandhusky."
Voice: "What kind of name is that?"
Exile: "It is Russian.  All Russian names are like this."
Colleen: "That's right.  Ya' see...
*Music starts*
Colleen: "Russian names are a kind of a game."
Exile: "There's a first and a last and a middle name."
Colleen: "Giving the first name is the mama's chore."
Exile: "Like Boris, Alexander, or Theodore."
Blitz: "Last name comes from the family."
Exile: "Like Pushkin, Basildroff, or Porfari."
Colleen: "With the middle name, now here comes the fun.  The papa gives his first name to the son."
Exile: "Then adds an '-ovich' or a '-yevich' to the end."
Blitz: "Here's an example so you'll comprehend."
Colleen: "The papa's name is Sonov, now here's the switch."
Exile: "The kid's middle name is Sonovovich."
All three: "Yes, the kid's middle name is Sonovovich, ja!"
*Lights go out*
All three: "Oops!"



Fineprint.wav

Blitz: *Bones crunching* "Where in the Road Rover manual does it say we have to do THIS?"
Hunter: "The footnote on page 227."
Blitz: "Oh!  Fine print gets me every time!"



Flyfaste.wav

Exile: "Fly faster, Hunter!  Fly like a...  fly like a...  really fast thing that flies... FAST!!"
Hunter: "Whoa, Exile.  You have a way with words."
Exile: "Thank you, it is gift."



Funday.wav

Exile: "According to legend of my ancestors, once victim is bitten or scratched, during full moon, he turns into raging, monstrous beast!"
Colleen: "Sounds like a fun day."



Getready.wav

Colleen: "Get ready to crash."
Hunter: "Any other suggestions?"
Blitz: "Ja.  I suggest we all scream UNCONTROLLABLY!"
Hunter: "Sounds like a plan."
All Rovers: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"



Haveyouc.wav

Colleen: "'Ave you considered additional Driver's Ed?"
Hunter: "We don't need additional drivers, and my name's not Ed."
Colleen: "Ah-ha-ha-ha.  Now THERE'S your comedy."



Headlines.wav

Colleen: "Oop.  The EPA's not gonna like this."
Hunter: "You're just a wealth of commentary today, aren't ya'?"
Colleen: "Just tryin' to stay comical.  Ya' know, ripped out of the day's 'eadlines?"



Hotline.wav

Hunter: "I would not have predicted this."
Colleen: "Your predictions are consistently off."
Hunter: "Oh, you've noticed?"
Colleen: "Put it this way...  The Psychic Hotline you're not."



Hunterdo.wav

Exile: "Hunter, do everything!  Turn, turn, turn!"
Hunter: "Hey, the Byrds did that tune, Exile.  I love that song."
Colleen: "Tuuuuurrrrnnnn!!!!!!!"
*Wheels screech, crash*
Hunter: "Colleen, I think that one was Janis Joplin!"



Hunterha.wav

Blitz: "Hunta', have you gone daffy?!  You're driving us straight into the ocean!"
Hunter: "Aaahh!!  You're right!  We're gonna drown!  Aaaahhh!!
Blitz: "Aaaaaaa!!!!!!  Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!"
Hunter: "Just kiddin', bro'."
Blitz: "You are messing with my head, puppy boy."



Hurts.wav  (Movie file is in the "Videos" section.)

Colleen: "Does this hurt?"
Exile: "Nyet."
Colleen: "Does this hurt?"
Exile: "Nyet."
Colleen: "Does this hurt?"
Exile: "Yah!  Da, da!"
Colleen: "I found out what 'urts!"



Ifeelpre.wav

Blitz: "I feel pretty."
Exile: "I feel queasy!"



Ifwedont.wav

*Countdown from 9 in the background*
Hunter: "If we don't work outta here now, we're toast."
Colleen: "Do you like your toast with jam or honey?"
Hunter: "Uh, jam!  And don't call me 'Honey'."



Igiveyou.wav

Exile: "I give you cold shoulder, and cold head, cold back, cold tushie..."
Blitz: "Leave the tushies to me, and let the biting begin."



Iguessyo.wav

Exile: "I guess you're not such a weird boy after all."
Blitz: "You really mean that?"
Exile: "No, I'm just making conversation.  You're WAY Weird Boy."
Blitz: "Oh..."



Illhavec.wav

Exile: "I'll have Cloud Rover fixed in two shakes of a lamb's jiffy!"
Hunter: "What's a lamb's jiffy?"
Colleen: "Don't ask."



Iloveitw.wav

Blitz: "I love it when you talk to me."
Colleen: "'Ave we been introduced?"
Blitz: "Sure, you know me."
Colleen: "Oh, right.  You're name is...  No, no, don't say it, let me think.  Blister?  No, Blighter."
Blitz: "Blitz."
Colleen: "No, no, no, that's not it."



Imnoteve.wav

Blitz: "I-I'm not really a Road Rover.  Ask her, she doesn't even know me."
Colleen: "Oh, I know him.  He's a Road Rover, all right."
Blitz: "What?!  What are you saying?!"
Colleen: "Oh, don't be so modest.  You know you're the #1 Road Rover.  You say so all the time."
Blitz: "No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!"



Impressi.wav

Colleen: "Impressive.  But can you do this?" *Babbles*
Hunter: "Whoa!  Can you teach me to do that?!"
Colleen: "Nah, you gotta be born with it."
Hunter: "Lucky dog."



Itsnotfa.wav

Blitz: "It's not fair.  I wanted to bite his tuckus first."
Exile: "We're here on business, Weird Boy, not pleasure."
Blitz: "Oh... never mind."



Jingleba.wav

Exile: "Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, jingle all the balls."
Shag: *Mumbles*
Exile: "What?  Jingle Bells?!  Never heard of it."



Joke.wav

Colleen: "When do I get to drive?"
Hunter: "As soon as my license gets revoked."
Colleen: "Your pilot's license?"
Hunter and Colleen: "No, my dog license."
Colleen: "Y'know, I think we've done this joke."
Hunter: "Well that's true.  We're recycling."



Letmeget.wav

Hunter: "Let me get this straight.  We save the world and a doggy biscuit is the thanks we get for a job well-done?"
Master: "That's about the size of it."
Hunter: "I love this gig!"



Letmesee.wav

Hunter: "Well, lemme see..  I'm super-playful, super-loyal, super-trusting, and super-super-friendly.  Can I sniff ya'?"
Blitz: "No!!"
Hunter: "Well, OK, but that's part of what bein' super-friendly's all about."



Listenim.wav

Blitz: "Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover.  I was just going along for the ride.  Y'know, just for the fun of it?  I should be spared, y'know?!"
Soldier: "Nice try."



Little.wav

Colleen: "What do these aliens want?"
Hunter: "Well, they may be after our planet, or maybe they're after our brains."
Blitz: "Ooh, even mine?"
Exile: "Sure, it's the little things that count."



Lovebein.wav

Exile: "I love being Road Rover.  Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs.  Beat that bad guys!"



Maybethi.wav

Blitz: "Maybe this is just a bad dream.  Ja, that's it, Blitz.  Just one too many 'Shpeilburg' movies.  Just keep telling yourself 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home'."
*Werewolf growls*
Blitz: *Crying* "I need ruby slippers!"
Exile: "You need analysis."



Motherrussia.wav

Exile: "Ohh.. I miss Mother Russia.  Father Russia I don't miss much, he was big grump.  But Mother Russia I miss.  Ohh.. Listen to the sad strains of the Balalaika.  I hate it, so SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING UP!!"



Ohidlove.wav

Colleen: "Oh, I'd love to, 'Unter, really.  But we've run into a bit of a sticky-wicket, what."
Hunter: "Oh, hi.  You must be sticky, or are you wicket?  I always get you two confused."



Okrovers.wav

Hunter: "OK, Rovers.  Let's do what dogs do."
Exile: "Sniff ourselves?"
Blitz: "Bite tushies."
Colleen: "Chase cats?"
Blitz: "Bite tushies?"
Exile: "Roll in garbage?"
Blitz: "Bite tushies?"
Hunter: "No, dig."



Perish.wav

Master: "These monsters must be stopped.  So, Rovers, do you understand your mission?"
Rovers: "Yes, sir!"
Master: "Do you realize you will face great danger?"
Rovers: "Yes, sir!"
Master: "Do you realize that some of you may not return alive?"
Rovers: "Uhh..."
Hunter: "Uh, come again?"
Master: "Some of you may perish."
Colleen: "Perish?"
Hunter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa.  As.. as in 'perish'?  Uh, check please!"



Preparef.wav

Hunter: "Prepare for landing."
Blitz: "But Hunta', there's no runway."
Hunter: "Picky, picky."



Prettysh.wav

Blitz: "Pretty she-dog, now that we're on speaking terms, why don't you and I take a stroll?  Just the two of us?"
Colleen: "Excuse me, but if you'd like an appointment, you'll have to call my service."
Blitz: "An appointment?  Aha-ah-ah.  I bet her schedule's all booked."



Rovfrend.wav

Hunter: "Don't sweat it, Shag.  Muzzle hasn't become human at all.  Aw, isn't that right, Muzzle.  Yeah, you're crazy, aren't you?  Yeah, OK, buh-bye.  Buddy o' mine."
Colleen: "Coo..  don't you 'ave the most interesting friends?"
Hunter: "I know.  I'm just.. lucky that way."



Rovhowfl.wav

Exile: "Uh, you knowing how to fly this thing?"
Blitz: "Not a clue."
Exile: "Heh-heh.  Me, neither.  Oh, boy!  This is going to be funski!"



Russianme.wav

Hunter: "Yo, Exile.  Wake up, buddy.  Move it."
Exile: *Growls fiercely* "Quit 'Russian' me!"
Shag: *Whimpers*



Schoosen.wav

Master: "Shag, you have been chosen."
Shag: "Who, me?"
Master: "Yes, you.  Now come."
Shag: *Grumbles*
Master: "Shag, now!"
Shag: *Whimpers*



Shakes.wav

Hunter: "...And...  Hey, Blitz.  What d'ya want to drink?"
Blitz: "Do they have peppermint milkshakes?"
Hunter: "Oh, yeah.  They got a big vat of those out back.  Make that six root beers.  Peppermint milkshakes..."



Siberianites.wav

Hunter: "Whoa, Exile, when did you learn how to do that?"
Exile: "On cold Siberian nights, it comes in handy.  He-he."



Sohowdoy.wav

Hunter: "So, how do you like my drivin'?"
Colleen: "Let me put it this way...  I hope the airbags work."
Hunter: "Aw, thanks.  That's nice."



Soletmeg.wav

Sport: "So let me get this straight.  You-you guys are gonna.. protect me, right?"
Blitz: "Calm down, scaredy dog.  No one will touch you.  I will bite their tushies first."
Sport: "You'd do that for me?"
Exile: "He'd do it for anyone."



Sorrytha.wav

Colleen: "Sorry.  That was uncalled for on my part.  You OK, Blitz?"
Blitz: "The name is Mr. Puffy-lips, but you can call me.. an ambulance."



Thankyou.wav

Blitz: "Thank you, Exile.  I will never forget this.  I will love you always." *Kisses Exile 3 times on the cheek.*
Exile: "We need long talk."



Thatstuf.wav

Hunter: "Ugh, that stuff smells worse than your limburger-tuna melt, Shag."
Shag: *Growls*
Hunter: "OK, it's almost as bad."



Thatwoul.wav

Colleen: "That would be mean, sadistic, and cruel."
Hunter: "Is.. that a problem?"
Colleen: "Works for me."



Thecanin.wav

Blitz: "The canine is a traitor!  He's shameless!  I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby!"
Hunter: "Oh, I can think of someone."
Exile: "And he's a Weird Boy!"



Thegroom.wav

Exile: "The Groomer, she has lost case of baskets leaving many marbles."
Hunter: "OK.. sorta."



Theme1.wav (The original opening theme to the "Road Rovers".)



Theme2.wav  (The remake of the "Road Rovers" opening theme.)



Therapy.wav

Blitz: *Crying* "Before we die, I just want you to know that..  I love you!"
Exile: "Please.. consider.. therapy."
Blitz: "Huh?  D'oh!"



Theresno.wav

Hunter: "There's nothing here but empty space."
Exile: "Looking at x-ray of Blitz's brain?"
Colleen: "'Oo?" ("Who?")
Exile: "You know, Weird Boy."
Blitz: "OK, keep it up, Exile and the biting of the mushy parts will begin."
Colleen: "Ew."



Thesonic.wav

Hunter: "The Sonic Rover is the fastest jet ever made."
Colleen: "How come you get to fly it?"
Hunter: "Heh, I have a license."
Colleen: "A pilot license?"
Hunter: "No, a dog license."



Thisiswh.wav

Exile: "This is how we say in Siberia, totally neato!"



Toourrig.wav

Exile: "To our right side.. is gently smoking volcano.  To our left side.. is moonlit tropical beach.  And to our front side.. is enemy helichoppers coming straight at us!"



Tuckered.wav

Colleen: "Ow.  That bung-hole tuckered me buns a bit, now."  (I think this is what she is saying.  If not, let me know.)
Hunter: "Yeah, what she said."



Wellhell.wav

Colleen: "Well, hello!  And welcome to Road Rover Headquarters.  You must be one of the new cadets.  Glad to have you aboard."
Blitz: "No, you know me.  I'm Blitz."
Colleen: "No, no, no.  We like to give all our new cadets nicknames.  You know, funny nicknames that make us laugh.  Let's see, what can we call you?  Oh!  Here's one.  How 'bout 'Mr. Chubby-cheeks'?"
Blitz: "What?"
Colleen: "From now on, your name is Mr. Chester Chubby-cheeks."
Blitz: "OK, don't call me that."
Colleen: "Or maybe just 'Chubbikens' for short."
Blitz: "That's it.  I've had it with your little name-game.  Let the biting begin."



Whoistalking.wav

Hunter: "Who is he talking to all the time?!"



Yelp.wav

Blitz (Screaming): "Ah-ha-ha-ha!!"
Hunter: "Yet another unexpected twist.  Bummer."



Yourewel.wav

Colleen: "You're welcome... Fluffy!"
Blitz: "I'm thinking of changing my name."
Exile: "But I like 'Fluffy'."



Youwanto.wav

Hunter: "You wanna try one?"
Colleen: "Uh, maybe later.  In my next lifetime."
Hunter: "Cool, call me."